88keysofsadism said: Okay, as a band kid, I have to check how accurate this is…
miss-amazing-gracie reblogged this from fingerstriper and added: YELL AT ME OH MY GOSH
OKAY ALRIGHT OKAY so dick is an oboe, which doesn’t march, so during marching season he’s asked to learn another instrument and he goes to sax bc it’s one of the easiest to learn and the hand positions are similar. someone else comes in and beats him out for the spot, though (kaldur probably), so dick moves to pit instead and is surprised to find that he’s got great rhythm and he’s awesome at snare?? (BECAUSE THE SNARE DRUMSTICKS!!! LOOK LIKE ESCRIMA!!!) he winds up as drum major during late sophomore year when everyone realizes how talented and charismatic he is B)
meanwhile wally is a trumpet bc everyone knows that trumpets are the best kissers and he originally signed up hoping to see RESULTS. (he has. the entire flute section can vouch for him.) he’s also that one asshole who “”“accidentally”“” makes some annoying loud sound w his instrument during group warm ups and a few ppl laugh but everyone else gets super pissed off
whenever they’re at competition and dick has to do that dweeby drum major dance with a completely straight face before getting up on stand, wally always tries to get dick to smile even tho they’ll get points deducted.
they’ll both have rly bad raccoon eyes and sock tan lines frick
MOST IMPORTANTLY THOUGH they’ll make out on the band bus all the way to contest and have to share a hotel room at out-of-state competitions (▰˘◡˘▰)